Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. She had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing Dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss... Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of shit.

Not everything is bad, just a huge portion of life fits into that category. You do the math.

Party Poison digs deep into ground, Jet Star retreats into a coma, Kobra Kid thinks he needs to prove himself and Fun Ghoul breaks some rules (once again.) The end starts here.