so, apparently this is going to be a couple of oneshots now bc apparently, I cannot help myself.

In which Brett concocts a plan that is definitely foolproof, Eddy becomes weirdly overcommitted to this fake boyfriend thing, and the boys conduct a masterclass in acting while lying to Absolutely Everyone. (Nah, everyone totally knows.) Or: the Christmas fake dating!AU that no one asked for, and the plot bunny that wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote it down. Also includes the following oneshots set in this universe: → heedless of the wind and weather - (COMING SOON!) → fast away (hail the new) - (COMING SOON!) → don we now our gay apparel - (COMING SOON!)

i have loved you in every life, i think. nothing makes sense without you. • a collection of breddy oneshots •

Brett discovers dirty love letters under Eddy's bed. In the spirit of friendship-burning jealousy notwithstanding-he vows to help out. [ MATURE CONTENT AHEAD. ]