Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Just me. And my randomness. :3

Hey, hey you. Yeah you. No, you, the one over there. You know what? All of you. You want to read something totally weird but in an awesomely hilarious way? Then what are you doing, still reading this? Click the start reading already and experience what happens when the Percy Jackson crew discovers Facebook! Oh Styx, what are we going to do? Forget that, what kind of crazy things are going to happen? [officially complete]

Kronos had a back up plan. One to be only used as a last hope. As the Titan of Time it shouldn't be that hard to send someone back in time. What it Luke was that person? He would do anything to save his best friend. To stop her from becoming a pine tree in the first place. That one action changes everyone's fate. Would Percy still be the child of the prophecy? Or would Thalia being older? Would she still join the Hunters? Would Luke even go to Kronos? No one knows for sure. Because Luke made a choice. The choice to Rewrite It All.

Percy Jackson One Shots (The writing is better the further you go in it)