A list of things that you, the very miscevious reader, are never allowed to do at Hogwarts, ever again.

Disclaimer: I did not come up with any of these jokes, im just posting them on here for entertainment purposes only. Please Comment, i'd love to know your guys's reactions =) Enjoy!!! xD

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This is the sequel to "The Man Who ID'd Trees", by me. (Hopefully I'll find a better title) Thank you to my co-writer, @Asterie, and to Cyra R. Cancel, the artist of the cover.

It is widely known throughout Hogwarts that there are things that should never be done. However, throughout the course of this story, you will find a list of 150 things that shouldn't have been done, but have been. Includes all generations; Marauders Era, Golden Trio's Era, Next Generation.

Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

((GOING THROUGH A REWRITE - BE PREPARED FOR CONFUSING TIME SKIPS AND POV CHANGES)) The war is over and our heroes return to Hogwarts to complete their final year. But when Professor Trelawney makes a startling prophecy the friends have new problems on their hands and they can't solve them alone. With new romances blossoming and their NEWT exams just around the corner, can they prevent the Dark Lord from returning once more? **Cover by GladYouCame**

Short story extras from the POVs of various characters out of Flashback. Don't read this without reading Flashback first. NOTE: SOME OF THE DETAILS MAY NOT MAKE SENSE, DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT FUTURE EVENTS IN THE BOOK. DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED. THINK ABOUT IT AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO GUESS WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. GOOD LUCK!