ONESHOTS AHEAD! READ IF YA DARE! XD Hey guys! Jordie here! I was thinking a LONG time ago about doing this book then decided against it. BUT now since I did a contest entry for @TheHauntedAuthor I just, made a book for it now!

There once was a prince. ( @Oh_My_Flavors ) There once was a Mage. ( @Septicplier_4_Lyfe )

Hello, my name is Benvolio, AKA Agent 003, AKA Dan. I am 100% straight, and I'm currently sat with my husband Philip watching some Anime, and I began to think that maybe I should do something productive with my life... Lol jk I don't do anything. Except Philly. No Homo though. This here is a little book I've created to teach you mischievous monkeys how to act straight! I promise you it's easy and no one will suspect a thing.

The songs in this 'thing' are: 2009 Long distance love 2012 Balcony 2022 Thinking out Loud/2009 Centuries/Happy Little Pill And more.......

I love slam poetry, this is one my friend write about how she felt in her primary school years, well and now to. Sorry if you don't like it or its not written well she is only young so don't expect much

Here are some of my slam poems, sorry some of them might turn into rants. But, they are really emotional and I really encourage you to read them. I'm not going to be writing ANs but I do wish if you read, to comment about what you think, what you think the poem overall means, what my big metaphor in it is. Just really anything :)

A collection of EXCERPTS. [poetry, quotes, and otherwise]. Your place to come when you feel lonely, because you're not alone when you feel this way. "We cling to music, to poems, to quotes, to writing, to art because we desperately do not want to be alone. We want to know we aren't going insane and someone else out there knows exactly how you're feeling. We want someone to explain the things we can't." IMPORTANT: Read 'not an update; read please' beforehand. Note: parts more towards the end are fairly better than the beginning, just a fair warning. **TRIGGER WARNING** [Highest ranking: #1 in Poetry]

These are some short 6 word stories I thought of, and since I have so many, I put them into a book. Please read, vote, and comment!!! :):):):):):):)

The largest collection of two and one sentence horror stories on watt pad. Cover by @wordgirlalways

Now a digital pilot for SYFY The Society knows when we're going to die. They imprint it on our arms at birth. I was supposed to die yesterday. I'm the girl who's Expired. Winner of the 2020 Readers Choice Awards Cover by @Forcade