{was FEATURED} Cannibalism [kan-uh-buh-liz-uh m]; noun 1. the eating of human flesh by another human being. ~~~~ Welcome to the Church of Cibus. A place where people come to strengthen their enlightenment with Jesus Christ. The services are short; the people are helpful, kind, and caring; and the food is outstanding- which leaves people insatiable and has them coming back for more. But if you defy our pastor, do not pay your dues, or go snooping in his secrets, then you may just end up on the menu. ~~~~ This story takes place in Southern Georgia- meaning that the dialect maybe in English but there will be a hard southern accent with some characters. This story's style is Local Color and is based off of my sane imagination. ~unedited~ Church of Cannibalism is now active on the game, Episode, so you can interact with all your favorite characters. Just go to the app store; download Episode (it's free) and search up "Church of Cannibalism" or go to the Trending Tap.

The Wicked Villain System is desperately in search of a host. In comes this sleepy looking guy who doesn't know how he died. Mot Doltishend is a mechanic. He's the sleepy looking guy who doesn't know how he died. Anyway, stuff happens, a contract is made, and now he is Loki Odinson, the god of chaos and lies. ... Oh well, he'll just live a happy life. -Was what he thought. {Host, you're not supposed to be OOC!} "I don't like the armor." {They'll call you ergi!} "I'm into guys too. It's fine. Let me enjoy tea. These Asgardian men aren't that bad looking either. Hmmm..." {But what about Thor?! The story can't go on!} "Eh, we'll figure something out." Disclaimer: Loki (except for my own version), the MCU universe, and Asgard does not belong to me. Pictures and drawings also don't belong to me. The only thing I own (out of all this and more) is the plot and the OC(s). Warning: There will be swearing, BxB, and OOC. Especially for Loki. If you don't feel comfortable with that, then this book may not be the right fit for you. Unedited. Sorry. Status: Ongoing 4/8/18 #88 in Fantasy 9/5/18 #65 in Fantasy 9/21/18 #54 in Fantasy 10/23/18

a shit show

The Seven Deadly Sins. Seven people with unimaginable powers, powers that everyone fears. They were kicked out of the kingdom for a crime that they have no memory of committing, and have been separated for 10 long years. But, there's a group of people much like the sins, and older than them too, that everyone has forgotten. The 12 have been separated for over 100 years, and after one fateful encounter, the leader is going to bring them all together again. The 12 Forgotten Zodiacs. Cover by the amazing ArabellaWolf -Rankings, Current And Past- #2 in SevenDeadlySins tag! #1 in the Ban tag!

Basic Synopsis: Maki Tanaka is lazy. Really, that's it. Real Synopsis: Maki Tanaka had died after being pushed in front of the speeding truck. Without even a rest in between, he found himself transmigrated to the most innovated Otome Game of the Year called 'The Noblest of Love'. Honestly, Tanaka couldn't care less about being inside of an otome game. He couldn't care less about all the capture targets, the so-called villain, the heroine, and even less about the fact that he's supposed to be some cannon fodder for his brother, Edward, who is one of the capture targets, to step on. He just wanted to sleep dammit. After angering his father (therefore pissing off the rest of his family) with his listlessness, he was banished to Wisteria Estate on the other side of the capital separated from the main household. Which is awesome for Tanaka because he doesn't have to listen to his so-called 'family' prattle on and on about his uselessness. Even so, it seemed there are some things that he couldn't avoid... The villain for example. Tanaka: I'm sleepy... Villain: Then let me hold you in my arms while you sleep~ Tanaka: I'm hungry... Villain: Then I'll feed you~ Tanaka: I'm tired... Villain: A bath might help you relax. Just turn around and let me wash your back~ Tanaka: I'm sore... Villain: I can massage your body~ Tanaka: ...But it's your fault that I'm sore... (AN: The MC starts off as a child, so any romantic development would be in later chapters. Some innocent tofu-touching will happen early on though~)

I saw yo dumb black ass shook a mile away

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Kaitlin Johnson, 17. She grew up in the projects ( The Hood) her motto " Trust No Bitch" Her brother was a drug lord..Every since she was 4 he been in the game. her dad was killed because of drugs when she was 12. To this day she trust noone and says fuck love. August Alsina 18 . Better known as "BOSS " the biggest drug dealer in New Orleans besides her brother. Will him and Kaitlin interact and will he make her have a different perspective of life?

[Highest Rank ~ #1 in Fanfiction] 7/18/2016 BOOK ONE → "YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE ME!" He screamed. You stared down at the silver pistol that was dangling in his hands. You watched the man that had the fate of your life in his hand. You were beyond scared. the man in front of you was handsome yet fatal. His face was something you've never seen before but the shiny contraption in his hand snapped you out of your thoughts. "I DONT LOVE YOU & I NEVER WILL!" You shouted at the top of your lungs, all of sudden becoming brave. Once you saw his face, you regretted your bravery. "Take it back." He whispered while holding the gun up to your head. A tear streamed down his face as you watched his shaky hand clutch onto the trigger. + Copyright 2015. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.