my dear king Midas, with my stolen heart, my scarlet lips, and blood-shot eyes, a vengeful murder, unforgiving, my selfish want. these are the tales of the dead and the dying, the hymn for the ghosts, poetry and prose for the sinners.

Ingredients: . Sass . Sarcasm . Puns . Comebacks . Pick- Up Lines . Wit In case of burns: . Please prepare a comeback. -------------------------------- Started on: 7 June 2016 {Irregular Updates} #286 in Humor | 290117

"Once upon a time, we were in love." *** An anthology of short stories. A collection of anecdotes. A scattered mess of work written by yours truly.