Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for your favorite posts that you believe you can relate to the most! Thanks for reading!

Before the enchantment breaks, Selkie thinks she's just an average teenage girl... It's the beginning of summer vacation, and everyone at Selkie Stewart's Boston high school is excited. Except for Selkie, who sees herself standing at the edge of an abyss of Nothing To Do. Selkie doesn't want to spend her summer scouring the kitchen for gnomes with her crazy aunts or mooning over the enigmatic boy on Boston Common. So instead Selkie goes in search of a job. What she finds is a new best friend, a cute boy who might be more than he seems, and even more question about her mother and her past — and a sense that Selkie's adventures are just beginning. Don't miss this enchanting prequel to the exciting summer debut of The Girl Who Never Was. "Romantic, suspenseful and witty all at once — ALICE IN WONDERLAND meets NEVERWHERE." – Claudia Gray, New York Times bestselling author of the Evernight series on The Girl Who Never Was Author’s Note: This is my first posting to Wattpad – thanks for reading! Please vote, comment and like! The Girl Who Never Was is being published in June 2014 by Sourcebooks Fire. I’m going to be posting the complete prequel novella, The Girl Who Kissed a Lie, over the next couple months, AND a sneak preview of the first three chapters of The Girl Who Never Was. You can visit www.skylardorset.com for more information!

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

I was dared to ask him to homecoming. I didn't actually expect him to say yes. + + + New town, new school, new friends- a new start. It's all Olivia could really ask for. Having to move in with her extremely cheerful aunt and her snobby cousin, Olivia's taken by surprise. It's a change, of course. But is it a good one? With a cousin like Vivica, who's one of the popular girls in school, Olivia has to undergo a lot in order to be accepted into that crowd. They're the only people she knows, and she's not exactly a social butterfly. And a part of the pressure that she has to endure includes her having to ask Maddox Finnegan, a considerably misbehaved guy, to homecoming. And she didn't expect him to say yes. And she really didn't expect everything to change because of his answer. + + + COVER MADE BY WATTPAD USER RAPUNZELSMILES