Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Everything had always seemed to come easy for Morgan Richards: school, boys, friends. But when her boyfriend dumps her, her bestfriend stabs her in the back, and her parents stop caring what she does, she turns to the wonderful world of- drug dealing? Unfortunately, that means being the sidekick to her ex boyfriend, Spencer's, older, drug addicted, brother and being at risk of seeing Spencer at any given moment- not to mention getting caught by the cops. She used to be the perfect kid, and now she's turned into the rebelling teenager. But hey, life doesn't always go according to plan, now does it?

May gusto kasi ako sayo eh. Matagal na.

Impossible sometimes happens! Tiwala lang.

Huwag kang matakot umamin tungkol sa nararamdaman mo, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. Magpakatotoo ka na, kasi malay mo, inaantay ka lang niya.

I started to believe in love when for first time I saw you. -Karen

Paano kung ang taong dapat mong kainisan ay natutunan mong mahalin? Totoo kayang THE MORE YOU HATE, THE MORE YOU LOVE??

Only death can make us apart and can bring us back together. Book 2 of Marrying the Casanova

Nothing is predestined: The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. Past is past and we need to move on. Minsan, paglayo ang naiisip nating paraan para hindi na tuluyang masaktan at para makalimot sa mga masasamang alala na nangyari sa atin. Pero paano kung magkita kayo ulit ng taong mahal mo na sinaktan ka matapos ang ilang taon? May second chance pa ba? Mahal niyo pa rin kaya ang isa't-isa? Ano ang MAS mangingibabaw? Pain or Love? Maybe this time...love won't end.

Akala ko happy ending na.. kala ko lang pala.