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Celebrity Cruise [COMPLETED] by joymoment
joymoment
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"The book's amazing!!!" - cutechickhere What if you could take cruise with your favorite celebrity? Knox Hamilton, world famous singer, signed up for a week long cruise as a chance to mingle with his fans. When he finds a girl in his room, he's worried the week is going to be crazier than he thought. Sky got called in last minute to work on the celebrity cruise. She knows the combination of crazy fans and celebrities will make for an unpredictable week. Getting mistaken as a crazy fan, will start a series of events more unpredictable than even she could have imagined. "IN LOVE WITH THIS BOOK!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" - Phoebswu "This is amazing i read it in a few hours and its on my favorites list❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" - Annfictastic "Such a great book!! I loved the story and the characters!" - Sadie05 "Wow that has to be one of the best books I've read in a long time!" - Cassthecute "So freaking gooooodddd" - insomniac_99
A Bad Boy Stole My Bra- SAMPLE by Cherry_Cola_x
Cherry_Cola_x
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A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3 chapters ONLY. SPIN OFF SEQUEL (Same characters): The Anti Delinquent System is fully available on Wattpad! It follows Chase's love story, with large amounts of Riley, Alec, Joe, Violet and Dylan! Picture this: You wake up in the middle of the night, swamped in your star wars covers and completely and utterly groggy to the extent that you look like something from the Monsters Inc. movie. You hear a sound, so you sit up and turn your lamp on, and that's when you see it. Your new neighbour, clambering halfway through your window (Still managing to look like some sort of a Greek god, I may add) holding your MICKEY MOUSE BRA. What do you do? Well, you scream obviously. Then what? Why, you get revenge of course. Romance #1 Humour #3 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Cover and Official Trailer made by @moonxriver
Fraternizing with the Enemy by hyrule
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(alternatively called: slow burn, second-hand embarrassment, and shenanigans) A girl made up of short fuses, clumsy feet and copious amounts of sarcasm has to team up with her irritatingly obnoxious neighbour in the name of love (also known as raging teenage hormones). Because in the grand scheme of things, what's a little deal with the devil? (Spoiler Alert: absolute chaos.) cover by xdemonsflowerx
She's Bad News by Bright_as_night
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When Corinna Evans' mother is sent to prison, Corinna has nowhere else to go so she moves back in with her father and his family. Determined to make it through these last few months of school, she only wants to keep a low profile and get by but someone keeps getting in her way. Tyler Flynn has been best friends with Corinna's brother forever and she's never liked him. What happens when her feelings start to change? And will her family ever forgive her for her past?
Cupid's Match : CUPID'S MATCH BOOK 1 by LEPalphreyman
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[IN BOOKSTORES AND KINDLE UNLIMITED NOW!] What if you were matched with the original love god? --- When Lila goes to the Cupids Matchmaking Service it is to tell them to stop spamming her. Instead she finds out that cupids are real, she has been matched with a dangerous love god, and that he is coming to find her. Soon arrows fly, myths are awoken, and Lila finds herself part of a deadly supernatural war that could cost her her life, and her heart. Perfect for fans of Percy Jackson and the Vampire Diaries. --- THE PUBLISHED VERSION OF CUPID'S MATCH IS OUT NOW! READ IN KINDLE UNLIMITED! Get your copy of Cupid's Match at bit.ly/CupidsMatch or follow the link in my profile!
Cliches of Wattpad by catlovescats123
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My awkward rants about the cliche books on Wattpad. (The title kind of says it all, but I don't like seeing a blank Description box) I hope you enjoy my apparent ability to make people laugh. Warning: these are my spur-of-the-moment thoughts. Some stuff may or may not come across as being extremely critical or harsh, but I assure you, I'm NOT trying to tell you to do a complete 180 and delete everything cliche in your books. These are merely my thoughts, not a "How to Be a Perfect Writer" guide. Okee dokee? :) Highest rank: Humor #80, Rant #1 !!!!
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The Ultimate Book of Stereotypes by clairvoyage
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Because originality on Wattpad is pretty fucking limited and we all know it. So start reading if you wanna see me rant about how some writers really need to do society a favour and staple all their fingers together. But just so you know, I swear like an angry sailor so hehe (✿◠‿◠). cover by: foreveryoung_09
Things Girls Must Know. About us GUYS by Imwiththe3girls
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Things girls should know...about dating a guy, being in a relationship with a guy, crushing on a guy...
The 5sos Bible by -royal
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Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌
Can't Get Enough 5SOS Shit by sighszn
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This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)