Do you have a death wish? Ever wanted to know how to piss off the members of the Harry Potter cast? Well now you know! 30 failproof ways to piss off Volde-er, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Snape, Malfoy Jr. and Sr., Bellatrix, the Golden Trio, Umbridge, and many more. :)

Basically...what the title says. E.N.J.O.Y

Twins Dawn and Scarlet finally got kicked out of Beauxbaton for their pranks and are off to Hogwarts! Little did they know that they would make some interesting friends there, the marauders. On top of that they'll become aware of a prophecy made that will change their lives forever. Read about their years at Hogwarts through the pranks, boys, and surprising powers.

A battle shall be fought today. Only one can triumph.

Life's never been easy for Alice Springs. Best friends with the golden trio, when Alice finds herself falling for Draco Malfoy, the one person she should hate most, she finds her life tumbling apart. Alice finds herself faced with a decision she thought she'd never have to make. Her friends, or her love? With Voldemort on the rise, Alice soon finds herself struggling not only in her social life, but in a battle between her conscience and her heart. Life will never be the same again.

“When I believe in something; I fight like hell for it.” – Steve McQueen The Gryffindor Lioness and the Slytherin Prince. Complete opposites…or so it would seem. Jaclyn Grace has always been bestowed with a particular gift. Faith. In her family, her Hogwarts house, her beliefs, her friends; if there was at least one redeeming quality, she believed in whatsoever it may be. And then there’s the dashing Draco Malfoy. There is no need for words here, now is there? I invite all who look upon this to have the courage to click “Start Reading” at the bottom and delve yourselves into this amusing, heart warming (or as my friend Mimi would say, “mushy love stuff”) tale of Faith, Love, and War. Come on, I double dare you.

Chrisitna and Aria are the two most intelligent witches in the wizard world. Whether it's breaking out of Azkaban or outsmarting their classmates, these girls can do anything together. But, when fate calls for them, will they answer the call or flee from the threat.

Stormy Carmichael is a witch, a Slytherin and Draco Malfoy's best girl friend. That is until Stormy fins out that Draco is a Death Eater, and with his task at hand his life is on the line, Stormy is thrown out of his life. After days of crying Stormy sucks it up and tells Draco how she feels. Turns out she was afraid of nothing. But can their relationship last through the school year? Will other events get in the way and destory them? But not only does Stormy have to worry about Draco but also her twin sister, Rainy. Can Rainy handle being a Death Eater when the time comes? And what will happen with her and Blaise's realationship? 'Haunted' was orginially on Quizilla but is now also on here. Based on the 'Harry Potter' Series by J.K Rowling, I own none of the Characters except for the Carmichael Clan and some various Hogwarts students. Everything belongs to the lovely magnificent author J.K Rowling.

Unfinished but not abandoned. Please check my rewritten work of this story entitled "Prophecy's Pawns". Early posting of chapters will be on AO3, if you have an account there you can check it out by going to my pseud: offthejams or going to https://archiveofourown.org/works/63499264

Everyone seems to be hiding something crucial from Shayna, what happens when her childhood rival, Draco Malfoy, is the only one who holds her fate in his hands? Is anyone trust worthy anymore? What is Voldemort's grand plan? Will Shayna make it out of this alive? Draco/OC love story. Rated R for later sexual content and language.