Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Catina never had a reason to hate her strange appearance. Her golden hair and deep brown eyes- eyes that could be mistaken for red- had never caused her any misfortune. Until one night, the great conqueror arrived- a man who wanted the world for himself and would stop at nothing until it bowed at his feet. Catina's appearance fits that of his tribe's Goddess and he knows that she is the reincarnation of "Mikabellum." Taken suddenly from her home, and cast onto the high podium of deity, Catina finds that the world of richness and beauty is not all as it seems. Her mind soon revolves around a single thought- "think like a goddess." Copyright © 2019 world_joy_ all rights reserved.

|| In his eyes, she glowed. Her pale skin was like a canvas, just waiting for him to paint it with his dark colors. She was his moon and his hope. || { He kissed her tears as he always had and always would. } Kaia's life is a prison. Ever since her mom was murdered, her dad hardly ever lets her out of the house, even going so far as to homeschool her. Not to mention how he keeps secrets from her; according to him, it's too dangerous for Kaia to leave the house, but strangely it isn't for her brother, Cole. But, why? Because, though Kaia doesn't know it, the woods are full of werewolves, and Kaia's scent is particularly mouth watering. The second she steps too far into the woods, they can smell her...And only one Alpha can protect her from the wolves that want to taste her blood. Only, her Alpha wants to taste her in another way... The secret world of the lycanthrope is Kaia's destiny, and who better to meet it with than her mate? Especially when his heart is just as dark as hers, if not more so. ~ {A different take on the werewolf genre; if you're looking for something new about our beloved wolves, you've found it. Look inside for more details. Love ya if you hit read!} THIS BOOK IS NOW PUBLISHED! The final 15 chapters are not live on Wattpad as a result. Proceed with caution. :)

Females were weak, and definitely not seen as equal to their male counterparts. Instead, all they were seen to have was the body, the potential for young and had no capacity for greatness. Females having a brain, well... that would just be absurd. Males, however, had everything. The power, the influence, the authority, the drive and to top the sexist cherry on the cake- the opportunities the females weren't given. In a world where males dominate the werewolf society and females are seen as nothing more than a personal maid, it's not easy growing up without a sausage tucked between your legs. Kacie suffers a tough life and with becoming a rogue brings about the darkness all wolves fear. Insanity isn't a thing to tamper with, especially when you're as weak minded and feeble as a female, and Kacie does just that. The wholeness of her mind depends on if she gives in to the darkness of rejection or if she thrives from it. Can insanity be your best friend? (Not a story for the faint-hearted, does contain sexual content, morbid topics and dark areas) Cover by LostWolf_101 Contains explicit sexual content and swearing (you have been warned)

Book One. The world has become a different place since the attack on New York. People have been forced to accept a reality filled with superhumans, machine men, and alien races. Earth has become a playground for the universe with humans getting lost and forgotten in the onslaught of these epic battles for dominion. Juliette, a young New York native, knows first hand what happens to people caught in the in-between. She lost her mother and became the caretaker for her younger sister, who is battling her own war against a body that wants to see her dead. A trip to Norway, meant to be a final wish for her sister, sends Juliette down a path to her own destiny. When gods walk among men, a girl at a crossroads will find herself thunderstruck and left to understand her new reality. Because when you have the power to protect people - No matter how hard the sacrifice - you have a responsibility to the innocent of the world to do what you can. Timeline: Thor: Ragnorak Cover by the lovely @ipeachess ****** Rated: PG-13 (for the time being) Violence, strong language, and some sexual content. All content (besides my own characters and storylines) belong to Marvel.

*Book 1 of the Sin Series* Alpha Titania. The meaning behind her name, the great one; a true essence of her strength. A woman incapable of emotion other than wrath with an ice-cold heart and arctic eyes to match. As the first Alpha Female in Europe, Titania faces scrutiny from every angle. After creating and leading her pack, Duskfall, located in the harsh and secluded Scottish Highlands for over five years, it's clear to see why her wolves respect her despite her hot temper and icy disposition; a wolf blistered by love too many times for the moon to count. Her past is anything but pretty, making wolves tuck tail at her mere reputation, especially after slaughtering her past three bondmates in cold blood. So when told by the Elder Council to take a mate or be dismantled as Alpha, she is left with little choice. When packs in Europe are faced with a biological disaster, their teenagers dying before completing their first shift, Titania and her allied Scottish Alpha's must house the packs of Europe while trying to understand the cause. As Scottish wolves go untouched by this mysterious plague, tensions arise and Alpha's battle for power. There's no hiding from fate, not even from one of the most prominent Alphas in the European continent. When fire meets ice, all seven sins shall break loose. Copyrighted to @Butcanthisgirlwrite Cover by me Edited by @amazingbaconpancakes (Mature content/sexual scenes/bad language/gore)

#1 in Werewolf - #1 in Mate The world is at war with something they told themselves didn't exist. Samantha was born into this world and has always lived her life in fear of the world's newest predator; however, she has a plan for freedom and nothing is going to stop her from achieving it. Not even Samuel. *** I ran straight into the rocks but whipped back around when I realized I was trapped. When I came face to face with the man again, I reached for my backpack and snapped open my pepper spray. The lid came undone and a burning liquid erupted from the tube, covering my attacker's face. I waited for him to recoil so I could break away, but he didn't move. In fact, all he did was bring his shirt up to his eyes to wipe away the oozing liquid. I stared with wide eyes, glancing between the man and the bottle in my hand. Then, it hit me. Pepper spray worked on humans.

COMPLETED! "You are weak, unstable, and arrogant! You are not a good wolf!" A laugh barked out of the Alpha's throat, shaking his head, eyes so bright. "Grow up, pup! Look at yourself!" My hands shake as he taunts me, travelling up my arms until my whole body is vibrating. "No!" I scream, voice more animal than anything, and then, I lunge. --- Females are weak in this world. Your mate, he'll protect you. He'll save you, no matter what. That's what he's for. But that is not what Montana Wrens was built for. She's independent, driven, and hard headed. No is not an option. In this world she's out of place, persecuted, hated, put down. This isn't her, she somehow is breaking the mold. What happens when the men in her life are almost all against her? The women unwilling to band? Will she fight for the top? Or settle for second... --- VOTED FIRST PLACE BOOK OF THE YEAR (10-20K) BEST BADASS All Rights Reserved Some Mature Content* Wattys 2016 & 2017 ©Lasting Summit

A teen monster will stop at nothing to get power, even if that means eating the forbidden fruit that will forever bind her to the keeper of death itself. ***** After rejecting the Wolf King and refusing to be his docile, powerless bride, Korin escapes into the mountains in search of forbidden fruit. And while the legends say that anyone who eats the fruit will be enslaved to the keeper of death itself, Korin is confident she can become something more. Because the power that comes with being queen of the underworld is everything she craves, as she'll finally be able to destroy the society that ripped her werewolf identity from her soul. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

"I'm never going to play fair when it comes to you, little bird," he pressed his lips onto her crinkled forehead. "Hide, pretty girl. I'll find you." * Alpha Murdock Boudreaux only possesses one weakness: the young human Dove, his seventeen-year-old daughter; the only surviving blood of her maternal family. Her father minimized her contact with wolves to the few members of their pack. Unfortunately for the both of them, a Wanderer, a lone wolf incompatible with others but still hungry for aggression and territory, finds himself in the middle of Boudreaux's borders and irreversibly enamored with his daughter. Cover by @Inmuses