What would you do if you wake up married? Or have Chicken Nugget religious followers trailing behind you? Or throwing up at someone else's head at a killer ride? "Shit." That is the understatement of the century. (c) 2015 determinants [Book #1 of The Unfortunate Weddings Series] [#3 Short Story; 13/11/2015]

The past. A place of uncertainty. A place where nothing can be changed. Willow has been controlled by her parents for her entire life. But she has finally got the age where she can leave and make a new start. She wants to unravel her past and find out what really happened.. Noone ever told her so she is determined to find out for herself. But will she be able to cope? And who will she meet along the way? ••••••••• A fanfiction about The Script!

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF BEING REWRITTEN!