"What's your name?" "Agent B." "The one on your birth certificate. Your actual name." "Agent. B." "What does the 'B' stand for then?" "Not important." { Sequel to 5 Seconds of Summer's Bodyguard }

"You're our bodyguard? Seriously? You're a girl. She's a girl. She can't protect us. How old are you? Sixteen?" "Michael... she looks like she is about to flip shit. I think you should shut the hell up before you end up on your ass." "Well, your band mate, Luke, is not wrong. For your information, I am twenty-one years old and just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I can't kick some ass. So, Mr. Clifford, would you like to keep running your mouth?"

If he's happy, I guess I'm happy too... (Sequel to Calum Hood's Secret Sister) [DISCONTINUED]

"She's like one of us and it's really cool. We'll be like 'wanna play some footy' and she's like 'fuck yeah' or we'll be like 'wanna play some video games' and she'll have a controller in her hands already. It's amazing." "She's also not afraid to like get her hands dirty and she'll listen to hip hop and stuff with us. She's honestly the best and we love her." "I love you guys too."

"So... You're telling me that this all was a dare? On top of that, you only kept me here longer because it brought your band more publicity and nice comments from the press?" "Yes." "Wow, nice to know how much you fucking love me."

"So.. I was adopted by a guitarist and a bassist in a band?" "Pretty much." "Cool."

A story on how a single fangirl made her idol take off his millions of bracelets and share his troubling story with the world.

catfish : someone who pretends to be someone they're not on the internet • all images/gifs are from tumblr, they are NOT mine unless i say so!!!! • you can check out some translations in my "catfish translations" reading list :-) • (highest rank: #1 in fanfiction) (@emcartwright took the picture I used as the cover so creds to her!) ❤️

"Michael I'm sorry." Reena sobbed. "I should just get out of your life. I have problems. I throw my problems at you. I became your problem." She had lost a lot. And Reena definitely wasn't the best fighter. But she had found someone that might be able to help her. Could Michael face the challenges he would have to help her overcome?