//dəˈkəʊtə// Meaning, ❝friend or ally.❞ ╌╌╌ "It's ironic, isn't it? How my name has the meaning 'friend', when I don't even have any." "You have me."

Yo I'm a horrible author trying to write a story. I'm writing this on my iPod, so it's not gonna be very neat, sorry. ---- My name is Nepeta Leijon... I really like Karkat... He's really angry whenever he's around me, though... So I'm scared to tell him how I feel... Everyone says that it's not me, and he's upset around everybody... But... I don't believe them.....

Not all homestucks May have said this but I promise you. most of you have

Every city has its claim to fame and for the city of Cytropolis it's their superheroes. But unlike the cities of Gotham and Central City, this isn't a good thing. Cytropolis is known far and wide as the city with the clumsiest and least influential superheroes ever. But it never mattered that much since the super villains were just as bad. That is, until recently when the villains decided to smarten up and open a super villain academy to train the newest generation (something that never occurred to the heroes). Luckily for them, Matt Miller has arrived. He may seem like an average, normal (even bordering on boring) seventeen-year-old boy, but when are things ever what they seem? He may be apathetic and bitter but he has super powers and he's kind of, well, powerful. He's the heroes only hope against the newest villain in town, Sinister Shadow, and he has no choice but to lend a hand (but he refuses to wear tights while he does it, he draws the line at tights). And with Matt's help (along with his little sister turned sidekick), the heroes just might win. *cover by @soundthealarm*

"...let's talk about me. At least, that's what this assignment is supposed to be about. Right, Mrs. Jefferson?" -Sam Sommers --- Amazing cover by @woah5sos- / @afallinqstar Check out her profiles! Fantastic banner made by @123bubble89 Check out her profile! --- Wattpad featured story --- If you are interested in translating this story, feel free to message me!

"Quick Clean Laundry! When it's dirty we make it clean, this is Melissa speaking." "uh...." "Hello?.." "I asked a cute girl her number and this is what she gave me" #3 in Short Story [8/1/16] Book One From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

[EDITED] This is completed as I am no longer writing for it, so I'm not taking any requests for this book. For further explanation read the last posted chapter ^~^ I started this a while ago and tbh I'm only writing for it for all the people who for some reason like my writing. All rights reserved. If you see my stories anywhere else please let me know. I hope you enjoy ^^

WHAT IT TAKES TO RESCUE THE PLANET: one very potent unseeing sorcerer, one botanist doubling as a syndicate branch affiliate, one particularly curious, fair human sidekick, and a knack for magical ass kicking.

When you were walking around comic con, enjoying the scenery and fellow nerds, you see an extremely good Karkat cosplayer. He introduces you to his friends... and you find some things you didn't think were possible.

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx