❝welcome to group, where everyone's fucked up, depressed and always in shitty moods. you'll be staying here a while, so make yourself comfortable around all the psychos and relax, this is most definitely a healing environment, you'll be better in no time.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay

5sos - zodiac signs dont forget to comment who you got or vote <3 hope you like it ~lori xx

How to lose weight: 1.) Hire Liam Payne as your personal trainer 2.) Do number 1 and werk it

TEXT BLOOPERS!!

❝the walls around her heart were like concrete, but even concrete has cracks.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 ||Kay

Preferences for 5 Seconds of Summer. Written by calnifornia.

"Take your shirt off Harry." I say, already unbuttoning his top, exposing his broad tattooed chest. "Oh.. excited aren't we cupcake..." Harry smirked, chuckeling as he bit his lip and possesively gripped my waist. "Boy if you don't stop with your horny self, I'm only doing this so I can iron your shirt, how the hell you gonna get money and pull bitches with your wrinkly ass clothes."

**SEQUEL TO A BLIND DATE, MUST READ BEFORE GOING FURTHER** Cass and Alex. The most perfect couple. At the end of their senior year, they are not quite 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' per se. So, when they both go as counselor's at Cass's aunt's sleepaway camp, will they grow closer? Or will fate tear them apart?

In which a boy, who works dressed as an elf with pointy ears and yellow tights, hates Christmas.

New story version: "Lie About Love" (Available on my Wattpad profile too)