Dank memes and sexual themes

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

Phil Lester is sweet and cute; known for his kindness and enthusiasm. Dan Howell is a tough, cold outsider; known as the school's stereotypical 'bad boy'. But if he's so bad, then why on earth did he rescue Phil Lester and give him a smile which would melt anyone's heart?

Dan thinks he's immortal. Living in a world where you can only die when you get your biggest wish, Dan is certain his wish will never come true.

In which Dan and Phil meet at a Christmas party, get very drunk and discover that neither of them have kissed anyone before. Phan, Kickthestickz, fluff, and Christmas - this fic was written for the super lovely harrypottergleek97 as part of the Youtube Christmas Fic Exchange run by the ever glorious potatoes-are-not-for-sex (all on ffn) and is about the most typical and cliched fanfic i've ever written because hey it's christmas and everyone loves to indulge in a bit of crap over the holidays.

Hey if you enjoyed a helping hand then you should read this fic, the rewritten version of the epic yet tragic love story (this version's better just fyi)

He always felt like nothing. Just another person among seven billion others. "I am useless. The world would be better without me." He felt as unique as a tree - seen everyday, gone everyday. "I'm just another burden; the difference in society, the thing that makes it unbalanced. Why would you stay with me?" "Because sometimes, difference is beautiful." For a sakura tree is out of the ordinary - the wonder only seen once in a long period of time. But hey, everything pretty still has a black shadow.

I needed to face facts: 1.i went on a midnight road trip with someone who hadn't spoke to me in 5 years. 2. We both were drunk. 3.phil Lester has abducted me. 4.exam week starts today 5.phil Lester has fucking abducted me.