da legendari and sexi bobby diagn0ses himslef wit butt disordar usin webmd and it makes his butt itsh a lawt frum overeatin doenuts. hee gets drunck b4 goin 2 a docta and wen hes drivin he assidentally went da rong wai n is now @ da tipton hotal. he has 2 stay dere tho bc a big storm cums alwong n lockz him insyd 4 safetee. dis is wher he meats marion moseby, the ultra sexi ballerina. howeva mr moseby thinx tht bobbys a hooligan. wat wil bobby do 2 get da luv of his lyfe? a tru luv storie<3<3<3<3<3<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zen milk is the average boy and member of one direction. he haz had 2 many ups and duwns in his lyfe. and hi iz dun. so Wat happenz wen zen leaves da band? wil he pursoo hiz muzic kareer or Wil he giv up foreverveeve?

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Donald was the cute transfer student from across town, but what happens after she meets the class rebel, Bernie sanders.

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