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Hey guys! Simon here and I'm ready to answer your questions.☺ You guys are not going to ask anything to personal right? *says nervously* Note: If I answer someone else's questions right after you just asked one, I'm not ignoring you! I go in order and I don't always have time to finish all of them so I might not catch up to yours right after you ask it.

A Compilation of Short Simonette Stories Simonette Quotes: Her glasses were quiet fetching... ~Simon Seville That Simon is dreamy... ~Jeanette Miller They're all pretty, especially Jeannette... ~Simon Seville

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They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

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