Screw you, Wattpad, this book DOES belong in the humor category. // All of these quotes are (regrettably) 100% true... // Sorry for the unreadable cover - Wattpad Covers FAILED ME. // This is the third book in the series, but don't feel obligated to read the first two by any means (although they're pretty hilarious if I do say so myself). // The fourth book is now up! // I also have a "Weird Things I Heard in Life" series if you wanna check that out! // *THERE WILL PROBABLY BE CUSSING IN THIS BOOK. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED* // [#65 in Humor as of 2/8/18]

Hello, My name is Sebastian. Upon my master's behalf I am ordered to ask, or answer any ridiculous questions one might have. Thanks and have a great day. ~S.M. Feel free to ask anything. ~C.P. I have made a second ' Ask Sebastian ' please comment on there.

I am an artist and this is my garden of words. Copyright @2015, All Rights Reserved

Just some simple tips to make your life that little bit easier

[UNDER REVISION] 𝑨 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒉𝒆𝒄𝒚 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅, 𝑰𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒇𝒐𝒍𝒅. 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝒖𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒐𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒑 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍? ***** Dewelet Morgan once lived an ordinary teenage life. Never did it cross her mind that the simple life she's living could magically change in an instant. Not until her eighteenth birthday, when she began dreaming about a mysterious egg. Just as she thought it could be nothing but a wild weird dream, it showed up right before her! The dreaded moment it hatched, she was instantaneously taken by someone into a world unknown to human kind. How will she live her life from now on? How special is this creature inside the egg? What mysteries could soon unravel? 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭! _____________ LANGUAGE: ENGLISH Date Started: July 17, 2015 Revised: July 19, 2020 Date Finished: XX-XX-XX Cover by @Silver_Chick Highest ranking: #2 in Fantasy _____________ 🏆ACHIEVEMENTS🏆 🏅 in Writer's Awards 2020 🥈 in Angel Awards 2020 🥉 in Dark Nova Awards 2020 _____________ ©bunnydream199

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks she'll be doing is making his coffee...but when sparks fly, the shy Jade (who wears a disguise to mask her beauty and the secrets of her past) and the fiery, cocky Eros (who is solely focused on business and doesn't believe in the distractions of love) begin to grow closer and closer. Will Eros be able to see past her disguise to the beauty within? And will Jade be able to tame his heart -- and her own -- once the man of her dreams finally notices her? ****** Officially now a series! Watch it for free on MediaCorp's Youtube Channel- MediaCorp Drama. [[Word Count: 150,000 - 200,000]] The Girl He Never Noticed (Book 1 + 2) by Neilani Alejandrino (Sweetdreamer33) Copyright © 2015. All Rights Reserved.