Formerly known as 'An Islamic Love Story.'

College is supposed to be normal… Right? Yeah, well not for me, nothing is normal in my life. Especially now that I’m assigned to share rooms with a male student! Well any girl wouldn’t complain about that, it’s just that he’s a… Cat…

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

|• H i g h e s t R a n k i n g #1 in Spiritual •| They didn't agree on much. In fact, they didn't agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other every day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other. "I thought you said, I wasn't your type. What changed?" The guy is unbelievable. "Well, that was a year ago. People change," he whispers the last part. He leans closer to my face and his dark green eyes meet mine. "You're not like the others. You're different in a good way." "Too little, too late, and a little too wrong. You're my boss and I'm your maid, to be more specific, your Muslim Maid. So don't fool me, because to you, I'm just a game, Mr. James." With that, I walked away from him. James Madison is the boss, who has everything he wants. He is careless. He never apologizes for his mistakes. But his world changes When he meets his Muslim Maid. Jasmine Jamal is his maid. A Muslim. Her parents died a long time ago. She lives with her uncle. She has one brother who she cares about. She doesn't want to fall in love or believe any of that. All she wants, is to support her little brother, but her life becomes worse when she meets James, her boss.

*Still the same old How to Live, Love, and Kickass but just with some upcoming changes and edits* Long ago a prophecy foretold the rising of a powerful warlock. The only way to stop him? His child. Just one problem though, he has two. Part Fae and part witch, Gwendolyn "Gwen" Bane always knew she was different. Her Father sees her as worthless and her school sees her as a cold-hearted bitch. But everything changes when her sister goes missing and it's her job to find her. With a little help of course. Part Siren and part witch, Caroline Bane's life has always been a little crazy. She has a half-sister she loves but a father she despises. When secrets are revealed, Caroline must runaway from the only life she's ever known in order to stop her father. But what happens when she bumps into an extremely good looking guy, who also happens to be a Hunter? Will he become a friend or foe?