[ CANCELLED - sorry i'm not gonna be updating this anymore ] While on a mission, Bumblebee and Smokescreen are turned into what they never thought they'd be again... SPARKLINGS! How will the Autobots cope with two troublesome sparklings on their team? What happens when they find that the sparklings are diseased and handicapped? Will they ever become normal again? READ AND FIND OUT! NO PAIRINGS [Rated T for slight violence and Cybertronian swearing]

The War is over. But there is still Decepticons still against the Autobots, with Ultra Magnus in charge, and the humans unable to come to Cybertron, Ultra Magnus assigns new partners to all the bots for safety precautions. The Wreckers: Wheeljack and Bulkhead, were easy to assign. The Speed: Bumblebee and Smokescreen, were the next group to be assigned. With Ratchet as their medic and Ultra Magnus usually pairing up with the Wreckers that leaves two bots left. Arcee the only Femme and Knock Out the vain ex-Decepticon... Was Arcee happy with her new partner? Nope. But will over time these two grow closer in their partnership as friends? Or even closer yet? But will Arcee being the only Femme get in the way? Bringing in the other mechs and jealousy? Or will Arcee only afraid to get hurt even more refuse his advances? Talk, talk, talk. Let's get on with the story!

Lord Megatron has always found Starscream to be more trouble than he was worth, but when the idea of gaining more of the rare Seeker breed is placed in his processor, the warlord decides he may as well learn how to take care of his new pet. (I assume this would be the time to grovel and say I own nothing. Well, I don't own the characters but I do own a few obscure new concepts {anti-virus solutions are the biggest ones that comes to mind at the moment}. There. Now that is finished and you may read on!)

In my opinion, I think this will be very cool. But I also think not a lot of people will like this at all, but I don't care. So this is just about if the Transformers Robots in Disguise characters Discovered the Facebook chat room, and what they would do or say. So what do you think will happen? Well read to find out.