Please note that only an amateur wrote this story. This story may also contain violence and profanity or strong language. Highest Ranking: #𝟷 𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛 (20160506)

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

This story is about a girl trying to find the right guy for her.......But it was unexpected that it would be her sworn enemy