Gordon Ramsay and Guy Fieri are in culinary school and fall in love Is this even a joke anymore?

Just a short Drapple fanfic. DracoxApple. Draco meets her, and his life is changed. Hogwarts becomes a new place - for the better. Yet all good things must come to an end, and that includes all. *This is meant as a joke. Not serious in any way, shape, or form.* I don't own any characters or places other than Elppa. The storyline is also mine.