You didn't want to trust him. He was obviously stronger than you and from your experience, you were no match when going up against him... But something about that mutant makes everything feel like... like everything was going to be alright. STORY CONTAINS SWEARING! Enjoy! It'll start out a little rough, but soon you'll be flipping out in fangirldom. Enjoy :D

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When Twilight accidentally casts a spell on the mirror that would usually lead to Canterlot High, it suddenly brings them to New York and face to face with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Can Twilight somehow reverse the spell before something terrible happens to her friends? Can the turtles manage to keep up with the oncoming mutant attacks and more people residing in their lair? Read on to find out.

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious) disguise, Shay's new identity is going well until Jacob Smith shows out of nowhere. Not only does he seem to know every right button to push, but he also seems to know everything about her. Shay's seemingly normal school life explodes with a new set of problems. Old and new enemies are coming for her and she needs to choose whether she will carry the Ricca name. Goodbye Nerd Disguise, hello old identity, old life, old friends, and new enemies. It's the Family business, where plotting someone's assassination is just part of the daily duty. (Unedited first draft) FYI title may be misleading at first.

Are you an outcast, a freak, alone? Do you ever wish you could change who you are? Sometimes a little perspective is all we need. Join Donatello as he struggles with accepting himself ... and what he's become.

One night you take a walk running into trouble, when a green hero saves you, Donnie. You and Donnie become closer as time continues, but not everything can be perfect for you two though. Will your love survive? ^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is a Readers Insert! Please continue and enjoy!!! Edited parts will have a

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Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random