History Humor
Jokes of mostly history, because I have to share it.
After escaping a stalled elevator into a zombie apocalypse, Emily must learn how to trust people again or risk losing everything in this terrifying world. ***** For Emily, every day of the last two years have been a blur. She keeps her head down, t...
Codi James is a chronic underachiever. A straight C student, her life is going nowhere. Causing havoc at yet another school it looks like she's heading for another expulsion, until one teacher decides to call in a favour from an old friend. Codi is sent to the one place where her aggression might do her some good. Joi...
It's a new year and Gauntlet finalist Codi James is back for round two. With her new position at the top ranked Battlecast Academy and with last year's victor no longer competing, it seems like the fates have aligned to give Codi a clear run at winning the tournament once and for all. Armed with state of the art equi...
After surviving the horrors of Titan Aquilla, Amber Garret and the members of Hammerhead Squad are now the most highly regarded Blink unit in the galaxy: a galaxy that is a very dangerous place. Called into action again, the crack team of operatives are this time summoned to a distant ocean planet to assist with an e...
There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. T...
{{Watty Award winner-"The Breakthroughs"- 2017!}} "Theo and I have been together for one hundred and fifteen years. You and your best friend have matching tattoos? Cute. My best friend and I have matching emotional trauma from every time we've had to leave people we'd grown to love behind. And also from when handlebar...
Marcy Davins has been a cat person for as long as she can remember. She doesn't like dogs, let alone wolves. But when the pelt of the Talon pack's missing Alpha shows up on her doorstep, she finds herself under investigation by the charming peacekeeper of Connecticut packs, Sheriff Caelan Harlowe. Marcy doesn't want...
Candice had always yearned for a mate, seeking the peace and care not offered by her tyrannous father. Fate had its own plans. They met under the moonlight, under the stars, where Candice was paying sentence for her crimes. She was a murderer, made a puppet soldier by her powerful father and with no answer for her ac...
Book 1 in the Deviant Creatures Series In the slums of New York City an underground prison sat. The City that Never Sleeps wasn't all it seemed, ruled by the society of the supernatural, the gang wars were pack wars, the drug dealers were carriers for money hungry beasts. But in the midst of all the chaos sat t...
Welcome to my workshop! Here you can request covers, both anime and general fiction covers! I will also post fanmade covers once in a while. Enjoy! Highest Achievement: #198 in Random
Yet another graphic workshop--here, I make graphics of all (most) forms and take requests~ (currently only anime)
If you think artificial intelligence is dangerous, then you don't know the real threat to humanity's future... Luna Valencia is the founder of the hottest artificial intelligence startup in history. She's about to become incredibly rich and powerful. But just when she's about to take her company public, her world begi...
Pierce and Scarlett are two unique fragments who cross pathways in a low-end motel. He is running away from his haunted past, while she is trying to build a future from broken pieces. As the pair collides in a series of trying events, they must figure out if their differences are worth compromising. Is he worth the pa...
Near future Great Britain is on the brink of collapse. Mass riots. Economic meltdown. Blackouts. And a new oil war in Iraq to keep the world economy afloat. Iraq War veteran and war crimes whistleblower David Ariel is sick of violence, and trying to make ends meet working for police Specialist Protection. But after Pr...
Personal, real-life paranormal experiences from the Paranormal Community. Because sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
A loving father desperate for power. A mother trying to save her family. A girl named Violet trying to find out what went wrong in her life and why her father is desperate for her to sacrifice her soul to an evil book.
How does your night go from a game of Hide and Seek with your best friend, to your parents being murdered the same night? On top of that, you're sent to live with your mother and father's best friend, Mrs. and Mr. Harmon. Although Emily and her brother have no idea who these people are, they're given the luxury life a...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
The Offering only happens once every hundred years, but when it does, two people are brought together for partnership, bound by a vow that is stronger than marriage, and forced to kill others for the pride of their country. Brielle couldn't get over the fact that she met Talin. In addition to being one of this year's...
This is a watch list for art thieves. 'Nuff said. Read the first chapter for moar info because I suck at putting introductions in here. I'm pretty long-winded and sound like a lawyer in the beginning when I still had stuff to rant about, I get shorter and more relaxed as it progresses. I'm also really bad at remember...
When there's an art thief, In your neighborhood, Who ya gonna call? THIEF BUSTERS! ------------ No, I don't know why I used that weird picture for the cover. I just felt like it.
In a world of lies, betrayal and too many secrets, Lydia must navigate her way through without revealing her undercover identity. But what happens when she gets in too deep and her life is put on the line?
You were being shipped with a guy you didn't even know and you didn't know the reason why as well all you know is everyone in school knows him except for you and your best friends, Galaco and Cul
You were looking for a job, because you needed money to pay the bills. You found a job, that pays big money, it was A Night Shift, at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. You're 24 years old, and you had a bad experience with one of the guards, who are your co-workers, when you were in college. Unfortunately, because of the inc...
(Y/N) has always been ignored expect her best friend Genos but even he sometimes forgot her. She was used to it anyways. But what happens when (Y/N) goes with Genos to see his 'master'? What will happen? What will (Y/n) find out about her herself? SO MANY QUESTIONS! A/N: My third story please go check my other stories...