In which Liam's girlfriend of 2 years breaks up with him, leaving him an absolute, pathetic wreck, so his friends [Niall, Harry, Louis, and Zayn] take it upon themselves to take him out to a club after weeks of solitude. While they're there, Zayn unknowingly helps Liam hook up with a girl, which results in Liam begging Zayn to be his wingman and help him hook up with anyone he deems worthy. Zayn agrees [sort of], but unbeknownst to Liam, there's just a faint problem. Zayn is helplessly, irrevocably, and unbelievably in love with Liam.

❝Daddy, your sweater's too small now!❞ ❝My sweater grew two sizes too big!❞ WARNING: contains m-preg - [short story] © A.