All right, so basically the Newsies go on a road trip, chaos ensues, et cetera, et cetera. I'm not sure where this is going, either. Might be interesting to find out. We don't know yet. (It's a modern AU, obviously. Road trips weren't a thing in 1899.) If more people read this I'll post chapter 2 but I don't see the point right now. I see where I'm not wanted.