Dear whoever you might be, I hope someday you'll find this and know that this is everything I didn't say. Copyright © 2015 by CielloMaxin Highest ranking: #11 in Poetry #7 in poetry - 10/9/16 #5 in poetry - 10/11/16 #4 in poetry - 10/29/16 DISCLAIMER: I do not own the photos I use for the covers of my books. All credits belong to their respective owners.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Finally age eleven, Lily Luna Potter has received a coveted letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy and is whisked away for her first year of magical schooling. However, true to her surname, she's stumbled upon trouble as older students begin disappearing and whispers of a revolution float through the halls of Hogwarts. Alongside her boisterous cousin, a nervous Muggle-born, a reluctant Gryffindor, and other new friends, Lily tries to uncover the secret of Neoma's Trance and discovers that something strange is truly brewing at Hogwarts, and true to her surname, she refuses to let the mystery go unsolved. -Completed: July 29, 2014 -Wattpad Featured Story -Featured on Fanfic's Harry Potter Fanfiction & Fic Recs Reading List -Featured on Fanfic's "Featured Fanfiction Stories" Reading List -Highest Fanfiction Rank: 398 -Hit 100K Reads: August 8, 2016