Peridot Chen Sun, a nerdy foster kid, is fine with her new school until she meets her year-long lab partner - Amethyst Espina, truant, wrestler, bad girl extraordinaire. When a tyrant teacher puts Peridot's grade on the line because of Amethyst's misconduct, the girls must learn to work together to make it through the year alive. And who knows? Maybe they'll learn some lessons outside of basic biology, and more about what it means to live. Human AU of Steven Universe, but can also be read separate. Updates on scheduled Fridays; cover drawn by me.

Steven Universe is an amazing show. And Peridot is an illuminati space dorito.

Mindy is a normal inkling who has a normal life. She moved to Inkopolis a few months ago. Her besties, Lucas and Riley live there as well trying to make this the best summer they can make it. Mindy's life was perfect until a certain evil stole the Great Zapfish. An old man predicts that this has to do with the 100 year turf war many years ago and it's up to Mindy and her friends to save the Great Zapfish while learning more about each other and learning many secrets along the way. Will Mindy and her friends prevail?

A collection of Sonic the Hedgehog one-shots that are too short/fluffy for their own books. Updates may be few and far between.

The vast majority of the writing I have seen on this website is worth less than the change I left upon your mother's nightstand. That means that, by statistical likelihood, your writing probably sucks too. Not in whole, mind you, but when it comes to a few of the trickier bits, you find yourself staring at a blank screen and scowling like a madman. I, on the other hand, am damned good at this writing stuff. So, out of the bottomless generosity of my heart, I decided to try and help your plebeian self. Plot exposition, character development, show versus tell, and all the little things that experienced writers know already. These are the secrets I'll drop on your lap in a vain attempt to make you learn a thing or two. I'm tired of reading all the crap on this site; don't let your work be part of it.