WELCOME PEOPLE OF THE CRACK AND THE HUMOREST, IT IS I, SHADOW PUPPET! THIS IS THE THIRD ONE NOW! ENJOY AND PLEASE LIKE! Eyeless Jack: I'M ON THE COVER FO ONCE, YUSSSSSSS SUCK ON THAT, TIMOTHY! *jumps* WOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Masky: I hate you........ so much....... Eyeless Jack: Jealous bitch *dances*

You know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack (￣▽￣) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be such a tsun-tsun you know you like it If not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What happens when Poseidon claims another demigod son? How about when Chaos - creator of everything - decides to pay Earth a visit? Percy Jackson thought he had nothing to worry about. He had friends, there's no more 'Great Prophecy', and, most importantly, he had his girlfriend, Annabeth. It's funny how everything can be ripped away from you like none of it was ever yours. The happiness, the love, and the friendship, it was all taken away from him. All because of a certain demigod named Bryce Portman. Apparently, the fates thought that wasn't enough for Percy. On top of losing everything he has ever cared about, a war breaks out, one the Gods cannot handle on there own. ~ I have adopted this story from @Psycho_Zombie, he wrote the first nine chapters before I took over, I only modified them a little bit. ~ - Credit to @carmsies for the cover -

A little girl. No older than 3. Abandoned in the forest and left to die by her parents. The only thing she had was her family scrapbook and a stuffed animal. Befriended the beast called The Rake that day. She ate some poisonous berries by accident and almost died. Her new friend hollered to the being known as Slenderman. They saved her life and brought to their mansion, where she met more funny, weird, and creepy friends called "creepypastas." 13 years later, a new creepypasta comes by and they become the best of friends. His name is Toby Rogers. Otherwise known as Ticci Toby. Together, Toby helps find her find birth parents to get payback. After that, she starts developing a crush on the twitching boy. Why is this all so important to you? You are that girl.