Draco and Hermione have been enemies for as long as anyone has known them. It's in their nature to scowl at each other as they walk down the hallways to Potions, or mock one another when they make a mistake. However, when Professor McGonagall assigns Miss Granger to tutor Draco Malfoy in Transfiguration an unlikely friendship brews into something else. With the Yule Ball coming up, one night can change everything. Draco's family gets into the picture as well. Can their unlikely pairing last through different lifestyles and tasks? Adding in Draco's cousin, what will happen when the three of them get involved into one situation? How will Draco handle it? -Story starts the fourth year, and continues on. :)

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger? Impossible some would say but nothing is impossible. True love always conquers in the end and hopefully it will conquer in this story too. The war is over at long last and with some hard labour, time and a final wave of the wand, Hogwarts is reconstructed to look like its old self. The secret passageways, the pesky house elves and the magnificent food. It's only fair to let the people who missed their last year of Hogwarts to come back and have all the opportunities that they could ever want. This is why Harry, Ron and Hermione came back to Hogwarts, thankful to be away from the chaos of people asking for their photographs and signatures. Draco Malfoy also came back after being cleared of his previous records. He has always had strong feelings for Hermione but had never acted on them. He had decided to stay away from her this year but that was made difficult as Hermione was Head Girl and he was Head Boy. Will the two most unlikely people fall in love at long last?

Rosabella Callahan is a 19 year old detective. Callin Skarton is a 23 year old criminal, undercover as a cop. Rosabella, or as she prefers Rosa, has never had a crush or any sort of romantic feelings for man or woman in her entire life. But when she is working with Callin, she starts to take a long to him. But what happens when his cover is blown by none other then her? Will she still love him?

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.