(COMPLETE 2018) (EDITED 2019) (COVER MADE BY ME 2019) Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor. . .who! Haha, I get it. . . TRUST ME when I say the jokes in this book will be much better than that. READ THIS BOOK if you want to laugh at jokes and other random stuff related to the show 'Doctor Who' and its fandom. This is the ULTIMATE Doctor Who book of randomness. This book includes: Memes, Puns, Poems, Comebacks, Interviews and More! :D Definition of Whovian from Oxford Dictionary: "A fan of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who." So grab yourself a banana, because this is quite the party. And what's the best part? It's ONLY DOCTOR WHO!!!!! So grab onto your fez, your bow-tie, Stetson and other cool things, don't be lasagna and say allons-y to a whole bunch of whovianness!

"maybe there was a reason you forgot me maybe it was the way i was never okay or how my hair was always messy my eyes always heavy perhaps how my thoughts were usually jumbled other people interested you and you didn't know what to do it couldn't be how i cared to much and maybe i still care too much"

“i wanna punch him in the face” “don't you mean in the mouth with your mouth?” “yeah that too, but i wanna punch him in the face first”

Where Ashton spends most of his time in the music room for an escape and Calum walks in to find him playing the drums COMPLETED

Luke loves Michael. Michael loves Luke. Let's see how this ends.

When Calum turned to us, his eyes a bright orange, his teeth pointy and a sudden amount of facial hair covering his jawline, Ashton and I both knew, he wasn't Human. The flash of green, followed by that amazing laugh I'd grown so fond of and a yelp as the big wolf went missing, meant nothing more than the fact Michael wasn't Human either. MUKE/CASHTON/smut in the future/swear words [Cover made by JovialZiam thank you so much!!] This story is pure fiction, I do not own 5SOS and I repeat this is PURE FICTION!

What if Teresa never arrives in The Glade? But the first girl who had shown up was Alex. Two months before Thomas arrived in the Glade, she showed up in the box. There was something peculiar about this boy and Alex didn't know which she felt more strongly- curiosity to find out what or dread at finding out. She's challenged when the moment to decide who to follow arrives. ***This story is like a combination of the book's storyline and the movie's*** ((THIS STORY IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION))

(may contain spoilers) (Wait no, it definitely will contain spoilers)

Some random Maze Runner Jokes. [Spoilers] [All requests are open] All characters belong to James Dasher

His voice in this room, like shadows on walls, I imagine him on the other side of the door His words, his voice, his touch, At the start, the end, and in the middle Strange how it mattered so much, when now, It matters, so little. - Lang Leav ➵ lower case intended. © pumpingluke