DISCLAIMER: I do not own this story. All credit for the original content goes to Anna Green of @beggarsnotes on livejournal. Basically I put THROAM into a gangsta translator and I had to share it. "I have swerved mah hoopty onto his fuckin lane, n' our crazy asses have collided yet again. Crash. Bang. Smoke."

When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't copy the story, I work very hard to write it)