Gaz is just going into college and her brother, Dib, just found a job. When Gaz finds out that her neighbor is going to the same college as her, things take a strange and romantic turn in her life. Dib isn't happy with Gaz's choice of love, for he thinks her college buddy is an extraterrestrial from outer space. The bond between Zim, the "hot guy next door", and Gaz, the emo, grows in Love, sexuality, and a horrible "skin condition." When Zim gets badly injured in a plane crash, Gaz finds out Zim's secret. Zim actually is an alien. This could put Zim in risk of death by his masters, The Tallest, for he gets abused every time he does something wrong. And "mating" with humans is seven levels of "wrong" on his planet. The Tallest are

You said; goodnight I said; goodbye you didn't think twice about it... Alone and in tears I think of the past. Remember the sadness thats all I have left. Being with you went away too fast. In tears and on the floor again I'm alone. Death on my mind, how should I die? Blood pouring out I can't tell if it's mine. Fate which has my life, when will it end? Rainging on me, or do these tears fall from my eyes? Where is the person who wants me alive? Who is the one who will stop these tears? When will I ever be saved? What will you to it I never came back? Now I know my fate and will leave. Here is the vain in which will end it. There it watches me the knife in my hand. And with one slash I lay on the ground. Now that I slowly die I hear your voice. Now that I see your face I see your cries. Now that your close to me I feel your warmth. Now that it's dark and quite you disappear.

Gwen was lucky enough to be blessed to work with the Almighty Tallest. Mainly getting them food and soda, but she took the job with pride. She always looked up to the Tallest, and admired their leadership. Never doubting a word they say. Until the day it all came crashing down. Zim, the most awful Irken in the history of the Empire, is sent to Earth, a mysterious planet, the Tallest sent him so they didn't have to deal with him. The Tallest decide to send what they say is their most trusted worker to Earth to watch closely on Zim, and see what they can do to make his job harder. Of course their most trusted worker is Gwen. Of course, she doesn't argue, and goes right away, of course after getting her own SIR Unit, Ivy, who seems to be like the 'advanced' one they gave Zim... I own nothing except for Gwen, and Ivy. All Rights Reserved.

18 years since Gir was stolen by the Tallest. Zim's wedding is ruined by his return, and it seems as if the Tallest tampered with his head a little bit. Gir is now a fully functioning SIR (Standard-issue Information Retrieval) unit, no thanks to the horrible people that created Gir in the first place. When Zim tries to hack into Gir's personality, he finds absolutely nothing wrong with it...

As you all know, the beloved show, Invader Zim, has been canceled for eleven years and counting. But fear not, humans, there is hope! Though Zim, Dib, Gir, and every other crazy character from the show are gone, they are alive here--in our squeegly spooches. Just kidding, he's ALIVE!! MORE ALIVE THAN BEFORE!! He has come back to rule this planet in a book form! But beware, a new girl entered school. Will everyone be okay? Yeah, I'm sure they'll be perfectly squak-in-their-smoopsquizz-less. NOTICE: I don't own Zim, Dib, Gaz, Dr. Membrane, Mrs. Bitters, Torque, Gir/Bloody Gir, Mini-moose, etc. However, Sam, Silverfox, and Lian, etc. are mine. WARNING: This book is REALLY REALLY OLD. It was my first book so um yeah. May contain cliché stuff, may be confusing, etc. The first few chapters are... OKAY.... but in the middle it's just...... weird.... But read it anyway if you want to. :3 Also! This book contains some gore-ish stuff, so if you're a person with a weak stomach or you're very sensitive about blood, please read at your own discretion. Even though the gore is very little compared to horror books.

Princess Tia, is the Irken Empire's first official princess type, I guess... She's the daughter of the Almighty Tallest Red, and only acts how he wants her to act. To the Irken society (and Red), she is the perfect girl, but is that who she really is?