We never say what we mean.

14+ Preferably. There might be some dirty ones in here. But not too gross. Just read and you'll understand. Thanks for reading! :)

Are you a loser? Do you need someone to teach you to give people some of the greatest comebacks ever? You've came to the right place. Add this book to your library and you will not regret it. I found the picture off the Internet. If you can make me a better one, gopher it.

To explore secrets better left untold. Highest Ranking: #145

Hilarious puns for everyone to enjoy! :)

Have you ever been embarrassed? Of course you have! This book contains tons embarrassing moments that people have experienced! Every 5 chapters, I'll even throw in a celebrity embarrassing moment! This book may cause you to laugh, cringe, or say something like, "I'm so glad that wasn't me!". This is my first piece of literature here on Wattpad, and I ask that you will provide me comments with suggestions and feedback, NOT rudeness! :) Thanks, ~HarmonicSoul~ Hey you! Yes, you! Do you have an embarrassing moment you'd like to submit and get published in our book? Send all of your embarrassing moments to HarmonicSoulofWattpad@gmail.com! Don't worry, we'll use different names for privacy and security reasons! Also, I will be updating every Friday/Saturday (if not, sooner) so you can get your weekly share of embarrassing stories! Enjoy!

Marisa is a 14.5 year old emo girl who had cuts up and down all of her limbs. Marisa was also having a miserable life all the way until something amazing happened that changed her life. She was still cutting from all of the bullies at her new school but what will happen? Read to find out!

♛Wattpad Featured Story♛ The retelling of Cinderella through the eyes of the (cynical and perverted) pumpkin that became the carriage. ▶There is strong language in this story.◀