Just some random texting fails... Vote for your favorites!!

Funny texts,riddles,jokes of many types! Everything is packed into this funny book. (These are not my jokes, I just found them and thought you people would enjoy them)

❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHER *picks up waffles* Firestar: *screech* ^^' anyways.. Have fun! ***ALL OF THESE ARE MINE PLEASE DO NOT STEAL

Random Percy Jackson jokes

Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bring popcorn too!! Ashfur: and some BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™ Bluestar nyan cat: oh oh and waffles!! Firestar loves waffles Firestar: *dies* nooooOOOoo *This book may be a bit different than the others as it is featuring more than 2 cats! Also EVERY spoof in this book is MINE!! DO NOT STEAL!!

Jokes from everyone's favourite movie, Frozen. Most of these Jokes don't belong to me. I find them on the Internet.

Find out what Clan life for warrior cats is really like! [ COMPLETED ] ~ story created 09 / 10 / 2014 ~ Thanks for reading!

A horror like no other rises up itself in the Clans, causing a disturbance that shakes the forest's roots. Pebblescar, a loyal RiverClan warrior, is loved by all those in his Clan, always doing the right thing for everyone. Whoever he meets, he can befriend, and he always seemed to make good decisions. But in another reality, the blood on his paws is far greater than anyone could imagine . . . and in that world, he's a murderer, feared by all those who hear his name. Every night when Pebblescar sleeps, he wakes up in each alternate reality, as the same cat with different intentions. But Pebblescar himself doesn't know who he is anymore, especially when the horrors of each world reach him to the core. Who is Pebblescar, really, and what world does he actually belong in? Follow along in this captivating mystery, and this never-ending blood-bath of a cat with two different fates that'll never compare with any other. (Bootiful cover by @FrostFireWarriorCat)

What happens when you take warrior cat names, for example, One-eye seriously? You literally get one eye! Request warrior cat names here, either ones you made up on the spot or a current OC of yours, and see what we come up with!