you are a stripper in the best club ever! the owner is a notorious womanizer and the bouncers kinda scare the shit out of everyone... in any case, you have a fun job but it gets embarresing real fast!

So I'll do requests I guess so leave them on the first paragraph. So idk if you want something written about just comment and I'll try to get to it as fast as I can. I don't own the picture I found it on here so yea NOT MINE!!! I also don't own homestuck or the characters or anything but you know the sentences and shit ☹

"hey guys, it's ecto here. I was invited to go to... wait for it... wait for it... VID CON!! I am going to go pack now, bye I guess" "yo, it's turntech here and I am here to inform you that I was invited to go to VidCon! that's all I have to say. Peace!" John is going to VidCon, but so is the guy everyone thinks he likes, he has told his audience that he is in fact not a homosexual. What happens when they kiss on stage because of a dare from the audience? Will John admit is homosexuality? Is Dave a homosexual? Find the fuck out! I don't own the characters (DUH)

-Enter Description here- I DONT OWN ANY OF THIS AND I DONT KNOW IF ITS 100% TRUE just saying enjoy <3

You never thought it would be like this. Of all the trolls your could have picked, it had to be him. But maybe this isn't too bad? Gamzee Makara is a highblood and has done the most horrible crime known to Alternia. He has fallen in love with a lowblood.

You are stuck at a party that Karkat invited you to. You're not even sure why you're here. And John informs you that everyone's playing seven minutes in heaven. But, you know, maybe this game isn't as bad as it seems...

Due to an unwanted marriage proposal between Karkat's father and his new fiancée, Mrs. Leijon, Karkat is forced to move into a new house. This unfortunately comes with a new school, and when the star football player starts to get under his skin, he's forced to stoop lower than ever before. ((Haha I suck at descriptions. This is a high school AU. That's basically it))

You're just a lonely high-school girl... Who happens to be suicidal. But of course, this all changes when the boy of your dreams waltzes right into your life. Rated PG-13 for strong-ish language and possibly triggering events/words/phrases.

Heyo friends, i made this story when i was thirteen. I am currently seventeen and cringing so hard at how bad this is. I hope you cringe too.