a series of phan short-stories and one-shots, each story has a summary at the beginning so you know what you're getting yourself into --- credit for the cover goes to @xsillytilly

this is a compilation of different phan oneshots of various different genres. enjoy!! ---------- also creds to @xSillyTilly (ominousdan.tumblr.com) for making the cover

Dan Howell is a good boy. He spends most of his time studying and does all his homework. Phil Lester is a bad boy. He's failed nearly every class, and sleeps with a different person nearly every night. Only once Phil makes a bet and a school project is assigned do their paths cross. This story will contain smut and angst, trust me. I'm not claiming phan is real and I do now own Dan or Phil. I own a wattpad and bad grammar; that is all.

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

I hear you like superpower Phan ;) Well, in here, you've got the one and only Phil Lester as an empath, and the iconic Dan Howell as a guy unaffected by him. Plot ensues.

All Dan wants to do is to break the little almost broken boy. Snap him into a million tiny pieces and crush his heart with his fist but at the same time all Dan wants to do is to cuddle him on a couch and watch cute movies. The first few chapters I wrote a while ago and seem so innocent and not as well written compared to the later chapters but it's a good story, trust me. *swearing, violene, smut, and Dan is a complete madman*

Everyone has a shadow. They never think twice about it. and me? I've always had two. -------- A story where Phil loves to stand out and be unique, but dan always copies him.

An English assignment is to become pen pals with someone in your grade, assigned at random. Dan and Phil hate each other, and have for years. They get matched for the project, but dont know that identity of the person they message. So, what happened if they fall in love with their pen pals? This story is co-written with Waterthorn101

The story of how a rainy day and a startled ferret can change everything. Dan's a sixteen year old self-confessed art hoe who spends a lot of time in the trees off to the side of house. Phil's a seventeen year old ferret enthusiast with insanely bright blue eyes who happens to take his ferret, Susan, there for a walk. Vaguely (well perhaps more than vaguely) homosexual chaos ensues.

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16