Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone from a Lovecraftian world got isekai'd into another world built on Lovecraftian themes? Well, it's absolute chaos. Meet Alaric, a human(questionably) survivor of the madness and chaos caused by a certain crawling chaos, who, thanks to the kindness of a certain bubble daddy, got isekai'd into a "fake it till you make it" world. What will he do in this strange new world? Climb the ladder of power to become that impossible god unless you're just a pawn of a certain Russian priest or a certain goth mommy? Or become a Cheshire cat, leaping onto a 4D chessboard to disrupt the schemes and mind games of these bizarre folks? For Alaric, it's not a tough choice. But before he picks either path, he must, of course, uphold the time-honored tradition of isekai'd victims(questionably) that forms the foundation of this world. What's that tradition? Keeping a diary. --- [Alaric's Transmigration Diary] [Day 1: I encountered Amon. Used a special technique to summon a projection of the Ancient Sun God, who personally delivered a heavy slap to Amon. Hope Amon appreciates this weighty paternal affection.] [Day 2: I received an invitation from the Aurora Order. Told them I want it all... looks, brains, and combat prowess... and invited them to join my newly founded Joker Club.] [Day 3: I met Leonard and acknowledged Gramps Pallez. Declined Leonard's enthusiastic suggestion for the old man to move in with me, as I'd rather not have a old man critiquing my every move, even in private moments.] [Day 4: I told Klein I plan to pray to a deity named The Fool. Watched his eyes widen in shock and kindly offered him some eye drops.] [Day 5: I listened to Medici perform a two-hour comedy routine. Suggested he go professional and invited him to share a meal.] . . . [Day 666: I fully absorbed a certain crawling chaos fragment within me. From now on, I am the Fifth Pillar.]

You're a third-year student at Tokyo Prefectural Jujutsu High School. You're Gojo's most spoiled third year. Not that he has many options, as your classmates have all been suspended. You're Nanami's most favorite sorcerer, united by your mutual distaste of the jujutsu world and burning desire for early retirement. You're Shoko's most beloved unofficial assistant who does all her paperwork. Don't let Principal Yaga hear about that, though. You're the first years' most adored senpai, because Gojo has the audacity to dump his teaching duties on you. But most importantly, you're a background character. Sometimes, they drag you along. Sometimes, you do your own things in the background, while watching them doing important, heroic things. You're no protagonist. You're just here for the ride, and hoping it won't get too wild. ⋆⁺‧₊☽◯☾₊‧⁺⋆ This is a fix-it/retelling of JJK (including JJK0 & the light novels) from a different perspective, canon-compliant until the Shibuya Arc. Expect tons of fluff & humor. I'll fix everything wrong with JJK and no one can stop me. (Everyone lives. Gojo gets the happy ending he deserves.)