Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[ COMPLETED. ] (if you finish the book continue reading till the very end) : __________________________________________________________Mariah Jackson Teen Mother of Julian Matthew Malik, has Leukemia. She's going away for awhile because she doesn't want her baby boy Julian seeing her Sick. So she decides to go to Zayn's house and drop him off with a paper explaining things. Even after 4 years when they broke up. Will Zayn Be the 'Father Type'. How will the world feel about this as him being a famous world wide popstar with a son he never knew about??

Andrea thought that loosing niall was hard but she never knew trying to get back together and find in out his "dirty little secret" would tear her completely apart... and what happens when a certain someone admits their love for her.... he just happens to know it's not the blue eyed boys baby

Louis is a prince. Not your normal prince, he's a merman and he's found his queen. However, he lost her, five years ago and now he must find her. Janna is that girl and she ran from him. She knows something the merprince does not, he has a daughter. Merikh, the Sea Witch, wants the throne and she knows exactly how to get it. The clearest path to the throne is through the merprince's daughter. The question now is will she succeed, or will the good break the evil?

A collection of One Shots in which One Direction are brothers aging between one and six years old, and Dan and Josh (the guitarist and drummer if you don't know) are their fathers :P OKAY PLEASE NOTE: In this the guys are actually these ages, not adults thinking they are :)

Yes, I lost my father and he was the best man in the whole world. Yes, I have a stepmother who is a witch and whom I hate most passionately. Yes, I have two stepsisters that are a pain in my arse and who lost their brains when they were little. Yes, my life is like a cliché from a bloody fairy tale, but you know what is missing? The fucking Prince Charming! And where is he? Nowhere to be found! Probably he's dancing in his palace with a stupid and empty-headed Barbie. Arsehole. Who needs him, anyways? Certainly, not me. I'm almost Cinderella, but you can call me Ella. BOOK #1 in the Aware Princess Series flower: Gladiolus, t symbolises "Strength of character, honour, conviction."

These are just a bunch of 5SOS imagines! So if you have any requests let me know! :)

Harry Styles is dead. He has been since his Father's musket misfired in 1883. He lives in his old house in his boarded up room. He has friends and he thinks he's OK, until he meets Misty. She can see him and his friends too. When a serial killer is on the loose in Chesire they have to find out who it is with help from Misty and his victims alike. All while Harry tries to sort out his feelings for Misty, who looks so much like his Rachel from 1883. How can he love her if she can't even touch him? She deserves so much better than he can give, but the heart wants what the heart wants. @Zoe_5SOS is currently translating this story into French if that's the language you prefer.

Harry Styles the famous boy that is very well known in the teenage female population that die to get his wave, wink, smile, hug, and love. Every fan that gets a chance to meet this hottie is just... well a fan. Twitter really took it's toll until he saw @KissMeMrStylesX there, telling him, 'I'm Done." Harry reacted quick enough and created a FAKE FAN account just to talk to the depressed directioner. Who knew they were to become more. One step at a time.

Niall Horan works as a personal assistant for the boss he never met. He has no idea how his boss looks like; all he knows that he like his coffee black no sugar, turkey sandwich for breakfast, laundry and dry-cleaning thrice a week, and he has a beautiful cursive handwriting. But, his new boss knew everything about him from the Irish accent to his Nando's obsession to his right toe that is slightly longer than his left one. But that didn't stop Niall from finding out who is his boss. Little did he know that he is putting himself in danger, just for the sake of trying to catch a glimpse of Mr. Z Malik. And the only person that can save him is his boss. My Boss, My Hero.