❝What! Why don't you trust me?❞ ❝You want it alphabetized or by date?❞ ❝I can't even look at you right now!❞ ❝Jake, do you even trust yourself?❞ ❝No, but that is not the point.❞ | In which the 99 get more than just a new Captain | [Brooklyn Nine-Nine ] [Season 1 - 8] [Jake Peralta x OC] [cover template from justbeverlymarsh on Deviantart]

In which a shy, unnoticed Gryffindor befriends the golden trio. Together, finding out the true secrets of the supposedly murderous, Sirius Black... {Book one} {Prisoner of Azkaban} {Harry Potter x OC} Warning for fellow new readers; although I am super proud of this book, it was my first proper attempt to write fanfiction so some parts are a bit cringe, but hopefully you can excuse that and still enjoy it!

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction || Ever broken into Disney World at three in the morning? Ever pranked the police and almost gotten arrested for it? Ever played paintball at the park in nothing but your underwear? Maya hasn't. But she is about to... Dylan Thompson is the most popular guy in the school and is seeking revenge after Maya slapped him for being a 'pervert'. What would you do if you were Maya? Move to Mexico and change your name to Rico and then proceed to move into an apartment with a goat owner named Pablo, obviously. What does Maya do? She doesn't run, instead she kicks him where the sun don't shine and slaps him again. Time for revenge nerd. --- Cover by the best human @1Dgurlwrites WARNING: Contains mild language & may cause many eyes rolls, fangirl moments and tears. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

When River Frey's sister wins a contest to have One Direction spend the day at their house, she was just going to wait out their stay in her room. Fortunately (or unfortunately) she wasn't expecting them to hide out there too while her sister basked in the limelight of a certain other's attention. Several hours and a delicious pizza later, River has to admit that they aren't as bad as she had previously thought. Will she find herself unwittingly becoming friends with the biggest boyband on the planet? And will she be able to admit that she has more than platonic feelings for a certain member? Warning: strong language and stupidity ahead. Excerpt: "How do you have the stamina to go jogging at that speed everyday?!" Asked Niall, looking shocked. "Well, I usually just imagine myself chasing my favourite celebrities to really dramatic music." "Aww, you imagine chasing us?" Said Louis from his seat on my desk, "I'm blushing." "No. I imagine you when I'm trying to picture running away from something as fast as possible." They were silent for a beat, then, "Does it work?" "Surprisingly no. You're all terribly out of shape in my mind.".