Ang hindi magbasa nito... mababaog!!! Biro lang! Hehe! :p

Nananahimik siyang nagtatrabaho sa Canada as an architect when he received a letter from the Philippines, a copy of his Lola's Last Will and Testament. Ubod naman kasi ito ng yaman at ang Mama niya ang nag-iisang anak, so obviously, sa Mama niya lahat mapupunta ang kayamanan, ang problema, may isang weird na kondisyon ang Lola niya. HE should get married! Tama bang pati siya ay madamay sa trip nito bago mamatay? Eh siya lang naman ang paborito nitong apo. Makukuha lamang raw ng Mama niya ang lahat ng mamanahin nito kung mag-aasawa siya. Wala namang problema sana di ba? Kaso, kailangan niyang mag-asawa within a month! kailangan niyang mag-asawa ng BABAE, isang mujer! At may isa pang napakalaking problema, kailangan nilang magkaanak within a year. Nakalimutan kong sabihing si Elvin, hindi babae ang gusto. Isa siyang lalaki na gusto ang kapwa lalaki. Ang gulo ba? PEro paano kung ang isang Beki ay main-love ng tuluyan sa isang babae? Paano kaya ang sitwasyon When a Beki Falls In-love! Posted: April 27, 2014 End:

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

Two different worlds collide as Percy Jackson, demigod and Harry Potter, wizard comes face-to-face after having dreams about each other. They are both in the middle of a war and could just be each other's solution to saving the world. [Set in Harry Potter's fifth year and after the Olympian war in Percy Jackson, right before The Lost Hero] WARNING: Unedited and contains lots of grammar mistakes and misspelled words. Lots of plotholes as well!

A feel good story that will drive you crazy. Hanap mo ba ang kilig? Sweet words? Chase? Gusto mo bang matuwa? Humagalpak kakatawa? mainis? disappointments? Eh yung mapunit ang bibig kakangiti? Thrill? At marami pang iba? Just read this. P.S. Don't read this kung ayaw mong mapa headbang bawat chapter. Thank you :)

mga kwentong nakakalasing at siguradong magkakaron ka ng hang-over dahil sa kakornihan

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she can talk to spooks. Being a foster kid is hard enough without being labeled a freak too. Normally, she just ignores the ghosts and they go away. There's a little glitch this time. The ghost she sees is her foster sister, Sally. Everyone thinks she's just another runaway. Mattie knows the truth, though-she's dead, murdered. Foster kids look out for each other and Mattie feels like she has to help Sally, but she can't do it alone. Against her better judgment, she teams up with a young police officer and together they set out to discover the truth of Sally's disappearance. Now the killer has set his sights on her. It becomes a race to see if she can find the truth before the serial killer finds her.