Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Brittany Birch, a thirteen year old girl that had everything she wanted a hot boyfriend, the looks, the money, fame but when one life changing mistake is made she feels her whole world crumbling down and what will Jacob her boyfriend think? Find out in Prego By Jacob Sartorius! Ham