Female Narrator: Why look, it's breakfast at Ever After High, that important time when students fuel up to face the day. As usual, Cream is enjoying a bowl of porridge that's just right. Male Narrator: Big eating an omelette. Wait, is that weird? Female Narrator: *laughs* Don't worry - vegan-soy pseudo omelette. Hardly weird. Brooke Page: W-w-w-weird? You know what's weird? Weird is starting the story here! What about Wonderland? Ah, and the bandersnatches, and the mome raths and the- Male Narrator: Brooke! You know better than that! No spoilers! Female Narrator: To be a narrator, you need to understand: we always begin at the beginning. Brooke Page: But...alright. It's breakfast time. Nom-nom-nom. Hey look!, it's Fluttershy! Fluttershy: *clears throat* Hexcuse me! Students:*chattering* Fluttershy: *inhales and whistles* Big: My ears! Students: *gasps* *Ahhhs* Fluttershy: *whistles* Scourge: *surprised* My spikes! Fluttershy: Hexcuse me! As editor of The Griffin, our beloved school paper, I am pleased to announce I'm doing a special feature. And the theme is, a time of wonder! It will feature stories about Wonderland and all the students from Wonderland who are here now. Fiona: I think Fluttershy's idea is awesome! Fluttershy: Thanks, Faybelle. Wait, you-you do? Fiona: Sure. Cus it'll give you a chance to rehash how these Blunderland brats got stuck here in the first place - thanks to Sonic's mom: the Evil Queen! Evil Queen: *evil laughter from a MirrorPad* Students: *gasps* *bleats from goats* Scourge: Ahhhh! Again! Tails: I cannot tell a lie, that lady scares the shavings off of me! Three Billy Goats Gruff: *scared bleats*