lo·cu·tion ləˈkyo͞oSH(ə)n/ (n.) " a particular form of expression;" 《 a collection of poems and prose. 》 highest rank - #7 in Poetry ♡ #3 in Prose ♡

in which a 22 year old awsten knight from the band waterparks falls for 17 year old maisie williams after seeing her at a local show. they both think that they know how the other works. they don't. "without you I'm a lost boy." WAS NOT AWARE OF THE ACTRESS WITH THE SAME NAME, THIS STORY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER. UNEDITED* update: so, this is super cringey but hey, must be good if it's the number 1 awsten fic ;) also it was started and completed in 2017 so there's that. note that all of the waterparks boys are 3 years younger in this story although it is in present tense. also note the au, meaning there's some other differences but not much, it's mostly going along with the age, but this is also a work of fiction (sadly), so I mean. intentional lowercase, frequent updates, and chapter get better (and longer) as the book progresses.

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Band Jokes #1 in Bad Band Jokes #3 in Band Jokes (11/23/17)

Just for some good laughs about some popular bands most of the emo culture is familiar with. Also thank you for 140K+ reads 😔👌

A continuation of the previous Band Jokes because Wattpad is a dick sometimes. [Property of Previous Owner: Cecilia] [Credit to Tumblr]

Alfred has Hyperthymesia, a brain condition in which every single moment of his life is etched into his brain and everything he sees can never be forgotten. Arthur is a neuroscientist working in the hospital where Alfred is frequently tested. Arthur runs into the cute patient at the hospital and gets a little curious. Why is he there? What's his deal? (lil bit of Franada in here too) -This story is discontinued bc author is a goddamn mess-

"Do you like texting more or writing letters?" "Writing letters sounds more romantic." "And that's why we are texting." In which a boy and girl meet because of a stupid school project Credits: Cover: @sunswept

I haven't seen this any where either that or I'm not checking hard enough but I made a killing stalking crack book... I love crack videos and crack books they're always so damn funny so Here ya go.

Yeah, I finally made a Sitkolson, per your requests. And it'll give you deja vu to any cheesy 90s rom-com you've ever seen.