I'm trying to sleep

We are all a trademark of the bullshit that is life

Song lyrics

My favorite lyrics plucked from my favorite songs for ya

The Story Of Saggytits

"Listen baby girl" he said softly "Wanna come over for Disney Junior and chill"

Spectrum

She lived in a world of black and white. She lived in a world of the past. She lived in a world of horror. She needed somebody to show her the full spectrum.

Struck By Lightning

Light thunder rumbled in the distance as I walked out of the print room onto the car park with tons of copies in hand. Tomorrow thousands of people will know my name! I lightly squealed with excitement at the thought of it. I pressed the key FOB to open my new car from across the car park. BAM. Isn't it funny? When y...

Kidnapped by Evan Peters (on hold)

I remember the day you left. Tying a rock to your ankle you said " I'm going to find a new world in the ocean " You must be enjoying yourself, because I havnt seen you since. (ON HOLD)

Not a cloud in the sky

When lacy gets back from a normal day at the fashion depo she gets an email from the one and only vogue will she take it seriously or just carry on with her normal life and go the hard way? But when she signs up to be the batchalor will she find more than she bargained for? Love? Bullies? Friendships? Follow lacy on h...