They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

✰ A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY ✰ Short tales about troubled girls -- some sad, some dangerous -- each with a paranormal twist. 1. LUX AETERNA: Hell has its demons. Lux has Foster Dad George. A flash fiction superpower origin story of a sort. (1K words) *** Get the complete collection of beautifully creepy paranormal tales for free: https://instafreebie.com/free/FEern *** 2. THE FIRST WILL BE POETIC: Victoria Singer is going to prom with her high school crush, and she's decided that he will be her first... despite his dark past. She wants her first to be poetic, the way justice often is. (5.4K words - http://bookhip.com/GFFXLQ) 3. MAUDLIN CARNIVAL: A mysterious investigator walks through the memories of 22-year-old Evelyn Jones in search of clues to prevent her tragic death. (3.7K words) 4. ROZA MIRA: These young supermodels seem to have everything: beauty, success... and a strange man in black who watches them from afar, day in and day out. (5.6K words) Highest Ranking: #44 in Short Story (6/25) Cover by @ delinquent dreams

The stage is set. The ballerina poised. It all comes down to timing. [Noelle's end of the year/New Year oneshot contest] [#222 - Short Story] 20.05.2016- Featured

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved