Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

“My name is Betsy Becker and I am a fan girl.” I guess I can be considered a fan girl. There is nothing I enjoy more than following celebrities around and knowing everything about them. It’s like I’m IMBD in flesh and blood. A walking IMDB as my friends call me. Of course, I wished on meeting someone famous, maybe Daniel Radcliffe, Britney Spears or some famous rock star. But everyone wants that, right? It’s not unusual you want your favourite celebrity to know how much they mean to you, that their music saved you from depression or a movie made you smile when all you wanted to do is curl onto the couch and cry your heart out. It was New Year’s Eve and I was standing next to my best friend, Lya, holding hands. It was the time to make a wish. I wished I could be a celebrity for at least a day. To be in their shoes and see what they see, act like they do, and be as appreciated as they were. But when I woke up the next morning with a huge headache because of a hangover I didn’t remember having, I looked in the mirror and shouted. The mirror reflected the image of Cassie Allison, one of the greatest celebrities nowadays.

Written by Jenny Rosen & Edited/Developmentally Edited by Kristen Maglonzo @kaelking12 Love's a disappearing act, death's an illusion. When Hailey Anderson, daughter of a dangerous D.C. senator, slams into Caleb Evans, a pretty boy with a million-dollar smile and a million ugly secrets, she figures fate has finally given her an escape from the broken home she's desperate to distance herself from. Their seemingly star-crossed encounter results in her being drugged and dragged out of Washington as Caleb's ugly background bubbles to the surface. Caught between deadly family ties, financial desperation, and an intriguing new hostage, Caleb struggles to walk the line between loyalty and frightening new feelings for Hailey. When his brothers discover Caleb distancing himself from their last chance plan for survival turned federal crime, they stop at nothing to tear the two of them apart. When helping Hailey means losing everything, will Caleb stay barbwire-tied to his brothers or hold on to a hostage who's got a hold on him? ***The Runaways sequel, WANTED is now available on my profile!***

Having famous parents doesn't mean having an easy life. After their marriage breaks down, Cady gets the choice of leaving her home in the UK for New York. When more complications happen in the form of a secret romance, she can’t wait to start a new life in the states. But it seems that drama follows the bad apple even in the big apple... Some of this is set in Birmingham in England and some is set in NY, based on my one short visit there. I'm an English writer so I use English spelling and probably phrases. I don't know that much about America beyond research and my time there so feel free to point out any inaccuracies. Cover photograph is from dreamstime.com. Edited by me. Thanks for reading!

7 times cheated on. 7 times rejected. 7 times played with. This time 7 boys who cheated, rejected and played with her will PAY.

Greek mythology. Second installment in the Cupid series. Athena's daughter, Avena (Vee), has a unique gift of being able to read minds. She doesn't want this special power that has been bestowed upon her unwillingly and just strives to be normal. Vee is a secret to everyone in Olympus so she isn't allowed go into the mortal world to expose the secret Athena has so desperately tried to keep from everyone. But when Vee strives for normality in her abnormal world, how can her loving mother deny her of a wish? Is it possible for a gifted immortal to live in peace with mortals? Is Cupid really done playing his games or will another immortal only bring back his desire for a cure to boredom? Only time will tell...

Greek Mythology. First installment in the Cupid series. Amore, Liebe, Amour, No matter what language you say it in it means love and it's Peyton's job. Her grandfather is Cupid and he's hired her as his newest apprentice against her own will. And now he says that he wants to hand the business over to her? No thank you! The hours suck and there's only one rule: no falling in love. It's simple since Peyton isn't looking for love. But it seems that Cupid's arrow is best shot through the heart when you're least expecting it. With one final challenge before taking over the business, Peyton has to find the soul mate of the only immortal thing allowed to live on Earth: a fallen angel. Easier said than done.

Becca White is your average prepatory school girl, straight A's and tidy neatness. Until her father decides to move into the city. Now having to attend a public school she decides it's the perfect time to reinvent herself, create someone new, an alter ego of sorts. In here new high school she becomes a queen, captain of the varsity cheerleading team, adored by all, and is dating the hottest guy in school Kyle Jones. But on the road to popularity will she forget who she really is, and who her true friends are?

Avery and Andrew have been best friends since middle school; they're close. But they're about to get a whole lot closer when paired up for the project like no other: the baby project.