idk just read the story it's cringy

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A name like Venus can be intriguing all on its own, but Doll's new roommate has long, black hair and bright red lips to boot. With a cigarette consistently hanging from her well-manicured hands and a light slur on every one of her words, Venus is a 70's stereotype trapped inside a 21st-century enigma, and a complete mystery to Doll who's never-changing life gives her assurance of sound mind. When their worlds collide at Vanderbilt University, everything changes. As Venus's mask of superiority is revealed as just that, Doll uncovers the gruesome past behind her roommate. The question is, once Doll knows the truth, will either of them be able to escape it?

"Now if we're talking body, you got a perfect one, so put it on me." -- when lightning struck Harry and Louis, their souls switched. Their doctors and family thought they lost their memory and they claimed the life they dream while in coma was real, when it really was the remaining memories of their previous lives. Louis, however, who's stuck in a body of a boy he didn't know went to visit Doncaster and his old home, which he later found out exist, convincing his that his coma dream was indeed reality, especially when he saw his body eating dinner with his family, confusing him, into thinking someone else's soul is inside of his body. He just need to find out who. Turns out finding out wasn't the hard part, the hard part was falling for the other boy trapped in his body, who also happened to be the owner of the body where his soul currently remains.

A story about Harry set in a post-apocalyptic world, trying to find his way back home.

This is a collection of scary stories that come from other books or online and from my own imagination. Hope you scare yourself! Not all credit goes to me for certain stories. Some were adapted from other authors' works.

"I'm tired of being second all the time behind Eros, Mom. He has a title, Cupid, and what do I get? I get rubbish, that's what. I just want to know what will get me to the highest ranking of your eye, Mom." Harry, son of Aphrodite, was down on his knees as he begged up towards his stunning mother. Her long hair fell down her shoulders and back, as her eyes lay peeled on one of her many sons. She had indeed favored her son, known to most as Cupid, the most. Harry was just as handsome in features with his dimpled smile and green eyes, but Aphrodite had not been impressed by him as much as Eros. Her red stained lips parted. "You want a quest?" Aphrodite's voice laced with interest. The curly haired brunette nodded, his hands clenching to each other in a desperate manner. Aphrodite thought for a moment, wanting to come up with something to test Harry's true power of love that he was supposed to be born with. "You must bring two humans together, and get them to fall in love. You have three months, my son. Maybe then you will be compared to Eros." (cover by moonxriver)